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  • The Boy and his Butterfly

    Smitten For The Mitten (The Boy and his Butterfly) The car was borrowed from a friend. The term friend is used very loosely. Most friends would understand their buddy’s pursuit of a girl and how hard it can be…

  • They took my teeth!

    My mouth feels as though someone set of a claymore in it. Recently had all of my wisdom teeth pulled out. Actually the top ones were pulled out, apparently the bottom teeth had to be smashed into thirty-sev…

  • All Nereids Beware

    The original 'plan' was for me to be assigned to the BAS and deploy when they head out. However no one knew if they would actually be deploying, or when, or where, or pretty much anything about what was g…

  • Tooth-Like Apparatus

    Tooth-Like Apparatus If I were going to be positive, then I would say the best thing about Mondays is the fact that they give one the chance to start over. A new week, fresh start, and another a chance to accom…

  • Make Yourself

    Listen to the song “Alive with the Glory of Love” by the band Say Anything. Singer Max Bemis starts the song proclaiming his explicit desire for some girl. From sex on a foyer to the young lovers’ separation…

  • This made me smile.

  • There is another chapter in the whole 'Animals vs Humans' story. It's filled with suspense, and action, and all sorts of revelations! You won't want to miss this, it will forever change the way you view our brethr…

  • I was having a conversation with someone one day and somehow it turned toward his bathing habits. Not completely sure how that happened. In any case he mentioned that he doesn't wash under his arms all the …

  • Smile Lines

    "I'll never act my age, but you can tell by the lines in my smile, that I have been around for awhile" Those beautiful lyrics are sung by Brandon Boyd of the band Incubus. Those beautiful lyrics also re…

  • If I Were My Keys

    I will start writing again. I really, really, will. If I Were My Keys If I were my keys, where would I be? If I were my wallet, where would I be? If I were my cell phone, where would I be? If I were my cell phone, c…